Ahhh, dysFUNctional!

Seems a woman was arrested today in southern Louisiana for assaulting her boyfriend with a frozen piece of meat.

The boyfriend told police she became angry when she went to chill her mixed drink and the glass wouldn't fit in the freezer. So she slapped him in the face with a frozen beefsteak. They booked her with aggravated battery.

What exactly does that mean? Wouldn't you have to be at least a little bit aggravated to batter somebody? And, even then, isn't aggravated a bit of an understatement?

Just one more reason for becoming vegetarian. I doubt my package of frozen broccoli would have had quite the same impact. Nor would it have made such a good story.

Although it might have been as good as the burglar who was arrested after leaving his cell phone at the scene of the robbery ...

My friend Eileen was right ... we sure know how to put the fun in dysfunctional!